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...sa radem si noi PuTIn,dragelor;))

Intr-o buna zi, un taietor de lemne se ocupa de taierea unei ramuri ce se ridica dintr-un rau. La un moment dat securea ii cazu in apa, si omul se puse pe jelit pentru ca-si pierduse singurul lucru cu care putea sa-si castige existenta.Vazand acestea, Dumnezeu apare langa apa si-l intreaba care este cauza disperarii sale. Omul ii explica atunci ca securea sa a cazut in apa si nu mai stie unde e. In acel moment Dumnezeu plonjeaza in rau si revine cu o secure din aur masiv.
- Asta e securea ta, omule? il intreaba el.
- Nu, raspunse taietorul de lemne.
Dumnezeu intra din nou in apa si, de data aceasta se intoarce cu o secure numai din argint.
- Asta e securea ta? intreaba el din nou.
- Nu, raspunde din nou taietorul de lemne.
A treia oara Dumnezeu revine cu o secure de fier si il intreaba din nou pe omul de pe mal:
- Asta e securea ta?
- Da, asta e, ii raspunse de data aceasta taietorul de lemne.Dumnezeu, miscat de onestitatea omului ii face cadou toate trei securile, si taietorul de lemne se intoarce fericit acasa.

Cateva zile mai tarziu acelasi taietor de lemne se plimba pe malul raului cu nevasta sa. Dintr-odata aceasta cade in apa. Cum omul se puse din nou pe plans, Dumnezeu aparu din nou intrebandu-l care-i este necazul.
- Nevasta mea a cazut in apa, ii raspunse taietorul de lemne printre suspine.
Atunci Dumnezeu sare in apa si apare cu Penelope Cruz in brate.
- Asta este nevasta ta? intreaba el.
- DA!DA!DA!DA!DA!DA!DA!DA! urla omul.
Atunci Dumnezeu, furios, il lua la bani marunti:
- Indraznesti sa ma minti?!! Ar trebui sa te blestem pentru vecie!!Atunci taietorul de lemne incepu sa-l implore:
- Te rog, Doamne, iarta-ma! Dar cum altfel puteam sa raspund?! Daca spuneam"nu" la Penelope Cruz, data viitoare mi-o aduceai pe Catherine Zeta Jones.Si daca si atunci as fi spus "nu", a treia oara mi-o aduceai pe nevasta-mea.Si daca de data aceea as fi spus "da", mi le faceai cadou pe toate trei, dar eu sunt un om nevoias si n-am de unde sa hranesc trei femei. Acesta este motivul pentru care am raspuns cu "da" de prima data.


Morala: Barbatii mint intotdeauna numai din motive perfect oneste si logice!

mu, dragelor,

stiu ca sunteti multe(multi:D) care ne cititi si nu pot decat sa ma bucur, dar

am si eu o mare, mare rugaminte:

lasati commenturi, avem nevoie de parerile voastre,

vrem sa stim ce subiecte ati vrea sa abordam sau daca vreti un sfat anume.

iar daca va place ceea ce vedeti

dati mai departe.

AVEM NEVOIE DE VOI.

pusici,

Vacutza Roz

Vacutze MaTuRe sau ImaTuRE

Vacutzele imature isi pastreaza agenda complet goala si asteapta sa le sune un barbat. Vacutzele mature isi fac propriile planuri si ii spun cu gratie barbatului pe care il apreciaza ca estebinevenit in acele activitati la care doreste sa participe.

Vacutzele imature vor sa-l controleze pe barbatul din viata lor. Vacutzele mature stiu ca, daca barbatul este cu adevarat al lor, controlatul este absolut inutil.

Vacuztele imature il "verifica" pe barbatul care nu le-a sunat. Vacutzele mature sunt prea ocupate ca sa observe ca el nu a sunat.

Vacutzele imature incearca sa "inlantuiasca" un barbat utilizand sexul.Vacutzele mature stiu ca numai sex-appealul de tip mental poate determina un barbat sa vrea sa te "inlantuiasca" el pe tine.

Vacutzele imature falsifica manifestarile placerii sexuale, ori asteapta cuminti sa termine barbatul ceea ce face el acolo in mod egoist ori prostesc... Vacutzele mature, in aceeasi situatie, spun "Opreste-te", se ridica, se imbraca si pleaca.

Vacutzele imature le este frica de perioadele in care sunt pe cont propriu. Vacutzele mature apreciaza aceste perioade si le utilizeaza ca timp pretios, in care poti realiza mari progrese personale.

Vacutzele imature ignora "baietii buni". Vacutzele mature ignora "baietii rai".

Vacutzele imature il pot aduce pe un barbat la orgasm.Vacutzele mature il pot aduce pe barbat acasa.

Vacutzele imature sunt permanent ingrijorate ca nu sunt suficient de frumoase sau bune pentru un anume barbat. Vacutzele mature stiu ca sunt suficient de frumoase sau suficient de bune pentru oricare barbat.

Vacutzele imature incearca sa monopolizeze tot timpul barbatului lor.Vacutza matura realizeaza ca ii poate oferi linistita spatiul de care are nevoie unui barbat - asta va face timpul petrecut apoi in cuplu chiar mai placut si special - si pleaca sa se distreze cu proprii prieteni.

Vacutzele imature gandesc ca un barbat care plange este un barbat slab.Vacutzele mature ii ofera acestuia un umar pe care sa planga si o batista.

Vacutzele imature vor sa fie rasfatate si ii spun asta in mod raspicatbarbatului lor. Vacutzele mature ii "arata" barbatului ce inseamna rasfatul si il fac sa se simta suficient deconfortabil ca sa poata raspunde cu reciprocitate fara teama ca-si va pierde "barbatia".

Vacutzele imature sunt ranite de un barbat si-i fac pe toti ceilalti barbati sa plateasca pacatele aceluia. Vacutzele mature stiu ca ala a fost doar UN barbat.

Vacutzele imature se indragostesc si vaneaza obiectul afectiunii lor pana in panzele albe, ignorand toate semnalele pe care le primesc si toate realitatile care nu se potrivesc cu iluziile lor dragi. Vacutzele mature stiu ca, uneori, cel pe care il iubesti nu te poate iubi pe tine si isi vad de viata lor mai departe, fara amaraciune si furie.

Vacutzele imature vor citi aceste randuri si isi vor schimba atitudinea.Vacutzele mature vor citi si transmite mesajul mai departe, altor vacutze mature.

Pupici vacutzelor,

speram mai mature acum;))

Pentru ca si o vacutza poate sa fie NAIVA

Ati vazut vreodata vreo vacutza naiva??

Adica aceea vacutza care se indragosteste de taurasul smecheras si refuza sa vada ca ea nu este singura vacutza din turma care beneficiaza de atentia lui...
Pai va spun ca eu am vazut...si ohooooo..cate.. .Chiar si pe strada le recunosti,trebuie doar sa le privesti in ochi si imediat zaresti tristetea si aerul visator pe care il emana in jurul lor....

Unii spun ca suntem genetic predestinate sa picam in plasa a cel putin unui tauras smecheras.

O fi asa,nu o fi asa...asta nu consoleaza cu nimic.De cele mai multe ori tristetea ramane si nu pleaca din suflet decat atunci cand apare taurasul potrivit,sau poate nici atunci de tot.
Incepi sa iti pui intrebari,oare de ce nu m-o fi ales pe mine??sau oare de ce nu sunt eu vacutza cea buna??.....dar adevarul este ca pui intrebarea gresita.Pur si simplu nu esti vacutza potrivita pentru el si cu cat intelegi asta mai bine cu atat vei reusi sa iti iei gandul mai repede de la taurasul smecheras.

Nu incerca sa gasesti motive stupide,pur si simplu...

let it go....
Va fi mai bine,mult mai bine.

Aveti grija de voi vacutzelor naive;)

Pupici

P.S:postez aici un comentariu al unei fete experimentate in acest domeniu

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